Only in Japan: Porn made just for cats

Only in Japan: Porn made just for cats

Yes, you read that headline right. And no, it’s not videos of cats having sex, but rather cleverly marketed movies for people who love watching cats do cat-like things, such as sleeping, playing with toys, stretching in odd positions, and sleeping some more. But the real brilliance is in how far they take the product to imitate the style of Japan’s adult videos. Even the company name, Soft On Nyanko, is a spoof on one of the larger producers of adult entertainment, Soft On Demand.

The movies are called neko AV (cat AV), where “AV” usually stands for “adult video” in Japan, here it’s supposed to mean “animal video.” The parody continues with the box art, showcasing the same lettering design, phrases, and picture layouts on the back cover as you would find on the average Japanese porn DVD. Even Soft On Nyanko’s website (don’t worry, that link is safe) mimics the large warning page on adult websites, only instead of asking visitors if they are of legal age, it makes sure that they really like cats.

The internet craze of funny cat pictures is just as popular in Japan as in the West, so it makes sense how the joke about cat pornography would come about. But Soft On Nyanko has apparently been around since 2003, and these videos are nowhere near mainstream, so one wonders how much they really sell. I absolutely adore cats myself, but I’m just as content to watch my own do silly things. You have to them credit though, this is one clever gag, even by Japanese standards.

[via Kotaku]
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  • http://www.facebook.com/profile.php?id=1268226901 Matt Eruantien Law

    what… the fuck?

  • ManekiNeko

    OMG the Japanese are geniuses. I want to move there. They are superior in every way, especially their recognition of the genius in cats.

    • Booyah24

      You can trade places with me. I’m here. I hate it.

  • Neko?

    I love cats. I love Japan.

  • Guest

    JPese are wild and crazy…I love JPese girls though.

  • Lana Li

    …Only the Japanese.

  • Kitty Porn

    This is nothing new. I saw something like this at least 10 years ago in the States. Out of curiosity to see how easy it was to obtain I googled “kiddy Porn” during one late night battling a bout of insomnia. I was redirected to a sight called “Kitty Porn” where they had cats dressed up like cowboys, construction workers, nurses, in lingerie, and as firemen, It was hilarious.

  • http://www.facebook.com/anthony.kusuma Anthony Kusuma

    dafuq did I just see??

    Enough internet for today..

  • Met

    How can the world allow Japan to continue its barbaric whaling? They are cruel people who care about nothing but themselves. And hiding under the banner of science? What liars.

  • Met

    Barbarians who kill whales while pretending to be scientists.